>dealt with PHP shenanigans all week
>successfully handled, AFAICT
>all quiet for days, no complaints, no weird logs
>16:30 Friday
>suddenly added to a group chat with 6 other people
>2 minutes later
>"Good afternoon team"
>2 more minutes later
>chat named to changed to "PHP Woes"
>5 minutes later
>"nevermind, we're good, I found the email"
YOU. FUCK YOU. I WILL FACE FUCK YOU. I WILL MAKE YOU FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. Jesus christ. Have some tact, you fucking wankstain.
Great Value Greg
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2026-10-23 20:37:33 UTC
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