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Biro Bela on Nostr: Is life a real pain in the neck? 11 out of 10 doctors recommend 40mg of a metal show ...

Is life a real pain in the neck? 11 out of 10 doctors recommend 40mg of a metal show with your best friends, taken as needed 💊🤘

Side effects may include questionable neck mobility, permanent stank face, no regrets, and an overwhelm urge to do it again!

PRESCRIPTION: LIVE CONCERT
Dosage: One show nightly
Route: Administer directly to the face
Frequency: As many dates as physically tolerated
Refills: Highly encouraged