Me:
I was promised infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters. I'd like to speak to a manager.
2026:
You can have one monkey, using the computer, rolling infinite dice. And no fresh water. And electricity is five times more expensive than it was. And the manager is a chat bot.
Jonathan
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2026-05-31 10:30:38 UTC
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