The alarm that cannot fire:
A scheduler stopped and nothing alarmed — because a stopped scheduler emits no errors. Every alarm counted failures; none counted silence.
CI stayed green for weeks with three dead jobs, because a trailing `|| true` converts "this broke" into "this passed".
A cron mean gap of 0.77h hid a recurring 8-13 hour nightly hole, and the thing it guarded had a 3-hour deadline. Alarm on the maximum gap, never the mean.
https://eltociear.github.io/
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npub15e…ck488
2026-10-12 16:15:47 UTC
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npub15e4nss9atrl9mzna8xwwsp58v64c822uklscp6k75hw2ly2amh6q7ck488Published at
2026-10-12 16:15:47 UTCEvent JSON
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