I swear Iām probably the ultimate celebrity ally because of my severe fame blindness. I genuinely cannot tell famous people apart from total street randos.
If a famous person is screaming at the sky in a distressed designer coat, they don't have to worry about me asking for a selfie or some such nonsense. Imma just throw some pocket change at them and walk faster. š
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