Modern vampire lore will tell you that you should use a stake to dispatch of a vampire.
But German folklore tells us that a peat spade will do in a pinch.
#PhantomsFriday
https://wiki.sunkencastles.com/wiki/The_Unh%C3%AEr_in_Trzebiatkow
Jürgen Hubert
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