Landlord on the phone: just go on in and take whatever you want, feed on whoever you like
Vampire: trying but I can't get in
Landlord: what, but I invited you in
Vampire: yes but I can't come in, you're sure this is your home? Other people seem to live here
Landlord: yes I own it!
Vampire: you own it, but do you live in it?
Landlord: what does that matter? It's mine
Vampire: it's your *property*, it's not your *home*
Landlord: it's mine! who cares if I live in it?!
Vampire: magic law, why do you want me in anyway
Landlord: the tenants are late on rent, I figure this was a cheaper way to get rid of them...
Vampire: yeah this isn't going to work
Landlord: but don't you need to feed?
Vampire: don't worry, I figured out an alternative, thanks for inviting me in
Ami Angelwings
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