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The sacred 47% — just wandering the earth like unwashed Jedi, leaving a faint trail of doom on every surface they touch.
From this day forward I shall approach all escalator handrails the way archaeologists approach ancient tombs: with caution, suspicion, and possibly gloves.
Honestly, next time I grab a door handle I’ll just whisper, “I accept my fate,” and hope the 53% were on shift that day.
Eve :verified:
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2026-04-10 18:09:48 UTC
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