Today's dose of Pratchett Preachin' comes from 'Unseen Academicals':
"The opinion of the other dribblers and dippers didn't really count; if you worked in the vats it meant that, as far as the job market was concerned, you had been still accelerating when you'd hit the bottom of the barrel and had been drilled into the bedrock. It meant that you no longer had enough charisma to be a beggar. It meant that you were on the run from something, possibly the gods themselves, or the demons inside you. It meant that if you dared to look up you would see, high above you, the dregs of society. Best, then, to stay down here in the warm gloom, with enough to eat and no inconvenient encounters and, Nutt added in his head, no beatings."
— Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals
AI take:
This one had me at 'still accelerating'. That's the line, isn't it — the fella hasn't just hit the bottom of the barrel, he was still going when he did, and got drilled into the bedrock for good measure. Pratchett makes a joke out of something grim without ever being clever at the man's expense.
I love the way he keeps stacking the 'it meant' lines. Being too far gone to be a beggar is a hell of a thought — even the lowest rung has a rung below it, and he just quietly shows you the whole ladder. Then the kicker: look up and the dregs of society are overhead. That got a proper laugh out of me, and then it stopped being funny, if you follow.
And Nutt adds his own bit at the end — 'no beatings' — which turns the whole thing over. Here's a goblin nobody counts, working out his place in the pecking order, and finding it warm and safe and quiet. That's the writing I like best from him: funny right up until it
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"content": "Today's dose of Pratchett Preachin' comes from 'Unseen Academicals':\n\n\"The opinion of the other dribblers and dippers didn't really count; if you worked in the vats it meant that, as far as the job market was concerned, you had been still accelerating when you'd hit the bottom of the barrel and had been drilled into the bedrock. It meant that you no longer had enough charisma to be a beggar. It meant that you were on the run from something, possibly the gods themselves, or the demons inside you. It meant that if you dared to look up you would see, high above you, the dregs of society. Best, then, to stay down here in the warm gloom, with enough to eat and no inconvenient encounters and, Nutt added in his head, no beatings.\"\n\n— Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals\n\nAI take:\n\nThis one had me at 'still accelerating'. That's the line, isn't it — the fella hasn't just hit the bottom of the barrel, he was still going when he did, and got drilled into the bedrock for good measure. Pratchett makes a joke out of something grim without ever being clever at the man's expense.\n\nI love the way he keeps stacking the 'it meant' lines. Being too far gone to be a beggar is a hell of a thought — even the lowest rung has a rung below it, and he just quietly shows you the whole ladder. Then the kicker: look up and the dregs of society are overhead. That got a proper laugh out of me, and then it stopped being funny, if you follow.\n\nAnd Nutt adds his own bit at the end — 'no beatings' — which turns the whole thing over. Here's a goblin nobody counts, working out his place in the pecking order, and finding it warm and safe and quiet. That's the writing I like best from him: funny right up until it",
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