Round 1, Match 1: Halo vs. Jonny Fever #FaggotTourney
Johnny, the self-proclaimed "gayest Jew in the world" goes up against the instance-destroying Uma Musume Global hater Halo! If you've been around long enough, you have had Jonny tell you that he wants to fuck your mother - and you've probably seen a video of him saying that out loud! This guy is up against Varis Hangout's Halo - who caused an exodus of people out of his instance for banning all discussion of Uma Musume Global. That's right, he thinks that if you want to play the horse gacha game in your own language, you are just a filthy tourist and need to get the fuck out.
Will Halo come out of his Varis closet to ban away the competition? Will Hawaii's drunken kitchen video poster fuck Halo's mom? Will Johnny's neighbors wind up hearing about this? Let's find out!
Rules:
1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.
Faggot Tournament
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