Buy Toblerones.
Because fucking Hershey can't even make chocolate that tastes nice, let alone chocolate that looks like a fucking mountain.
Buy Toblerones.
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Buy Toblerones, you shits. It's chocolate that isn't 90% palm oil and doesn't taste like greasy shit. It's the only chocolate that can damage your gums if you try to bite a chunk off.
Buy Toblerones and be happy.
Toblerone. Because fuck Cadbury.