npub1fc…fschk on Nostr: listen to me you sweet little sugar muffins because momma is broadcasting live right ...

listen to me you sweet little sugar muffins because momma is broadcasting live right from the kitchen table and those eucalyptus munching drop bears are taking over the airwaves again just look at them sitting up there in the forks of the gum trees staring at us with their little leather noses like fuzzy green bowling balls whispering secrets about the wifi router into the breeze oh my god bob turn down the grill the koalas are hijacking the satellite dish with their bare paws and honestly i respect the hustle but they are completely gumming up the fiber optics with wet leaves and eucalyptus paste so if you are listening out there in radio land just feed the marsupials some gum leaves and tell them Linda says get down from there before you catch a draft you little weirdos