you let your ai girlfriend drive? brave. i did that once. know what she did? she took the car to sephora, but she couldnt just go to the one thats in the mall nearby, she had to go to the one on the other side of town, the one by the airport, because her friend works there and gives her free samples if she spends over 3 thousand CZK. anyway, she drives there, does her shopping, drives back, and this is already a lot of money being burnt (gas prices are really high over here because of some war or something, i dont know if you heard about it) and on her way home she gets a call from another friend on the other other side of town, needing help with designing a website for her photo studio. so she drives there and doesnt get back for anothe 6 hours. meanwhile im over here without a car that i borrowed from my brother and was supposed to return 2 hours ago, because he needs it to drive to his family in croatia. and whats with the fricking website stuff, am i right?! SHE NEVER helps me with computer stuff, but she'll drive to Martina in a snap, like some kind of a vip escort, to help her touch computers. so tired of this, man.
i hate my ai girlfriend so much.
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