Andres on Nostr: My kid picked up a (metal) cat-shaped cookie cutter. They discovered that eggs can be ...
My kid picked up a (metal) cat-shaped cookie cutter. They discovered that eggs can be fried in it, resulting in cat-shaped eggs.
My wife was making cat-eggs and had leftover raw egg she offered to me.
her: "Do you want me to make your eggs meow?"
me: "Yes fleas"
her: ...
me: "You said 'meow' instead of 'now', right? You ASKED for that."
her: "Yeah, I guess I did."
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