if you are a science reporter and you get to write a headline for a story about Uranus, that's your chance
you get maybe one clean shot in your career to make a Uranus headline and if you write 'New Findings Reveal Thermal Properties of Ice Giant' you have betrayed both journalism and the human spirit
you have to take the swing
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