Engineer one: "With this flamingo cruise missile, we can help Yandex transfer all their data into the cloud"
Engineer two: "why do we want to help them with this"
Engineer one: "transfer data into really big cloud of smoke"
Engineer two: "ah, excellent idea"
*Presses launch button*
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