Chobani yogurt with fruit is such a huge negative step backwards from Dannon 'fruit on the bottom' yogurt of the 70s and 80s.
Yoga pants millennial women seems to have moved the market to Chobani greek yogurt.
It is too tart with horrible throw-up like mouth feel.
First time I had yogurt since 1987.
Won't be having it again.
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