Adam Dalliance :palestinepoppy: on Nostr: ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ 💂‍♂️Hello, this is OfGov how may I ...

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💂‍♂️Hello, this is OfGov how may I help you today?

🧙‍♂️Hi! Thanks. Its quite simple, my appointed political representative isn't actually representing my views or interests these days so I'd like to switch to a new one please.

💂‍♂️Okay, certainly sir. No problem. We can get that changed for you by the next working day. Have you decided who your next representative will be, or are you voting for yourself for a while?

🧙‍♂️Oh, I haven't got time for all that. I would like my representative to be John Jones from the Pirate Party please.

💂‍♂️Of course sir. I see he's had three thousand extra constituents added just this month.

🧙‍♂️Yes, his argument about copyright was very persuasive, I'm sure I'm among many changing their reps today.

💂‍♂️His voting power in parliament will be increased accordingly by the vote on the copyright issue next week. Is there anything else I can do for your today sir?

🧙‍♂️No, no, thanks. That's fine.

💂‍♂️Have a good day sir, Mr Jone's vote-weight will be changed to represent you at midnight. Do call again if you change your mind.