ME: I’m a little drunk.
HER: I know.
ME: You’re very beautiful.
HER: Thank you.
ME: Do I look okay naked?
HER: You do.
ME: Do you like my penis?
HER: It’s very nice.
ME: Big, too.
HER: Yes it is.
ME: What now?
HER: I have to call the police.
ME: Why?
HER: Starbucks policy, sir.
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