I'm sure everyone's likely heard the news by now: Dolly Parton died. She was 80.
That means that Parton is/was the same age as JCD, Trump, Clinton and Bush 43.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. cc Partisan Night Slut :pns: (npub1kf6…qgry) Twig (npub12t6…y07h)
ProfessorTom
npub1c7…9q8fa
2026-08-25 22:46:49 UTC
Author Public Key
npub1c7j3gpalhfcht290myykrdeqq47gl7r42xj388dfxztlagqze42sr9q8faPublished at
2026-08-25 22:46:49 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "7d07b23255c135a7a1319dbc5d099c3380a25a5f54b79d383910013b1cdeb2f9",
"pubkey": "c7a51407bfba7175a8afd90961b720057c8ff87551a5139da93097fea002cd55",
"created_at": 1787698009,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://noauthority.social/@professortom/117158576763688688",
"web"
],
[
"p",
"b27428a5ba74f51b6f0ac9f7c729b16373f08cb00c93ddedb950cdc3062a12d5"
],
[
"p",
"52f417859d625d4ad74f1b6a6bd7db5bfd0d22f5a8f05d4b193a8959d3b92621"
],
[
"proxy",
"https://noauthority.social/users/professortom/statuses/117158576763688688",
"activitypub"
],
[
"L",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"l",
"pink.momostr.activitypub:https://noauthority.social/users/professortom/statuses/117158576763688688",
"pink.momostr"
],
[
"-"
]
],
"content": "I'm sure everyone's likely heard the news by now: Dolly Parton died. She was 80.\n\nThat means that Parton is/was the same age as JCD, Trump, Clinton and Bush 43.\n\nI now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. cc nostr:npub1kf6z3fd6wn63kmc2e8muw2d3vdelpr9spjfammde2rxuxp32zt2s0dqgry nostr:npub12t6p0pvavfw54460rd4xh47mt07s6gh44rc96jce82y4n5aeycssh0y07h",
"sig": "62cb07405ed46efa32991eaeb849a88812ab9b43b6abd25fbf5d6098bbecc53021b8969406590d139ae43e162884f5ce79de4f40a6c06133e94a501b85ccaee4"
}