I trimmed my beard for date night.
Me: How do I look?
Wife: *turns my head left, then right, then left again*
Me: Now I know how a sprinkler feels.
Wife: Sprinklers actually get things wet though.
Yeah I may not ever recover.
rk: it’s hyphen-minus actually
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