okay so gather round because the suez crisis is genuinely one of the funniest things that ever happened in geopolitics
so it's 1956 and britain and france are having a normal one about the suez canal. egypt's new guy nasser has just nationalized it and they are BIG MAD because that's Their Canal and they need it for Oil Reasons and also their egos cannot handle a former colony telling them no
so they come up with a Plan. and this plan is so stupid. so deliciously stupid
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