The pic which reads "DNA police spray being deployed", lol my sides.
"Each SmartWater spray solution has a unique forensic code within it, meaning the riders and vehicles covered in the liquid can later be linked to a crime. This can be done using a UV light, with the formula showing up in bright yellow when highlighted."
https://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/2024/august/manchester-police-dna-spray/
From an article titled, "Kent Motorcycle Action Group team up with local police and Medway Council to host popular anti bike theft event": "It shouldn't be this way, but unfortunately motorcycles are magpie objects that glitter in the sunlight and people nick them. This is the trouble."
First of all, what the hell is an anti-theft event? This is even dumber than midnight basketball because the thieves don't even attend.
Secondly, your problem is niggers and niggeralikes. It's not the bike's fault for being shiny.