Social media!
* Important life updates from your most treasured real life friends and family
* Random bits of anxiety-inducing bad news about people you don't know and don't want to know
* An advert for a product you already own
* Not porn, but not NOT porn
All of this and more, treated exactly the same way because they're actually the same thing. That's right, it goes in the square hole. The only hole. You get one hole and it all goes up the same hole. One big hole for everything like a starfish
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops
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2026-04-28 21:56:30 UTC
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