Don't post images without alt text.
Don't use AI for alt text.
Don't use words that contain the consecutive letters ai.
Always check your toots for unintentional rhymes.
Always put content warnings on toots about Arby's.
Don't doubt what Garak says. Especially the lies.
Randomly use apostrophes to make words or abbreviations plural.
Don't feed your mogwai after Midnight.
Don't talk about fight club (the club). Do talk about Fight Club (the movie).
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