Andrew "weev" Auernheimer on Nostr: Here's my pitch. MAID-maid café. Get a nice soapy rub job and then the last thing ...
Here's my pitch. MAID-maid café. Get a nice soapy rub job and then the last thing you see before you sleep forever is big honkers in a low-cut French maid uniform jiggling in a cute dance.
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