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Breaking: Scientists have identified a definite, undeniable correlation between blindness and vision loss. A spokesperson for the study was heard to say that the scientists believe that establishing a similar link between blindness and sightlessness is imminent. The study is expected to take approximately three years to complete, and $150,000,000 in grant money has been procured.
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