DB on Nostr: Doofus decided tonight while I was in the shower with the door to the bathroom shut ...
Doofus decided tonight while I was in the shower with the door to the bathroom shut that we were not in close enough physical proximity, so he used the top of his big head as a battering ram and it came flying open. He looked at me with a big smile like, “did you miss me?” He does this all the time 🙄
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