I want to wear my Fitbit on my wedding day because, much like Google, I feast on all of that lovely, lovely data. I'm curious to see just how fucked up my heart goes that day.
Anyway, it doesn't exactly "go with the outfit" and I didn't want to put it on my ankle like an offender on day release. So instead I'm testing keeping it under my tit in my bra.
It is now known as a TitBit.
Please and thank you.
#MatrimonyMusings
Helen
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2025-11-06 13:05:35 UTC
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