The Witchy Bitches on Nostr: I've discovered a horrifying truth about one of my dearest friends and I think I may ...
I've discovered a horrifying truth about one of my dearest friends and I think I may expire from shock... This may be the end... But y'all, it seems she slices her oranges before she peels them, then, as if that were not an affront to decency, she compounds her errors in judgement by eating the flesh while the slices are still on the peel! I may need to retire to my fainting couch with a handle of gyn and a cold cloth, just as soon as I peel these orange slices!!
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