Whenever I meet people who don't understand internet references, my order of emotions goes something like this:
1. How the hell do you not know this reference?
2. Oh yeah, you're not chronically online.
3. I wish I could unknow all this shit.
4. Oh, I have the perfect meme for this situation.
5. ........ but they wouldn't get that either.
6. I need to spend less time on the internet.
May likes Toronto
npub1gp…tv7ye
2026-08-17 18:34:38 UTC
Author Public Key
npub1gph8swyh7ehvdv5y4fze0ga76sjkn08dfazst7tj2prxhv4c7apshtv7yeSeen on
wss://relay.ditto.pubPublished at
2026-08-17 18:34:38 UTCEvent JSON
{
"id": "a6a5195a91e79f00186a05e8b4329e8fbe124775a71b38b4d8ac9fdbe97a61f8",
"pubkey": "406e783897f66ec6b284aa4597a3bed42569bced4f4505f97250466bb2b8f743",
"created_at": 1786991678,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://beige.party/users/mayintoronto/statuses/117112286657846867",
"activitypub"
],
[
"client",
"Mostr",
"31990:6be38f8c63df7dbf84db7ec4a6e6fbbd8d19dca3b980efad18585c46f04b26f9:mostr",
"wss://relay.ditto.pub"
]
],
"content": "Whenever I meet people who don't understand internet references, my order of emotions goes something like this:\n\n1. How the hell do you not know this reference?\n2. Oh yeah, you're not chronically online.\n3. I wish I could unknow all this shit.\n4. Oh, I have the perfect meme for this situation.\n5. ........ but they wouldn't get that either.\n6. I need to spend less time on the internet.",
"sig": "97f28f70f38019f53875a2543c0a22142eb954acdbc54b0c63862e5a7ffbe8e56ea1d67640b6f4bdf32ee75681ceb8e54e2d9be3069e188c6c97bdc10704d076"
}