Today's sign of the apocalypse: I saw a white porsche cayenne (their very silly suv/crossover thing) with black tubular steel racks on the top, on the front grill with bright yellow lights, and on the back holding an absolutely pristine spare tire.
It was every bit as ridiculous as you're thinking it looked.
Bonus points if you guess the state the license plate indicated it was from (not necessarily accurate, a lot of CA drivers try to register their cars elsewhere if they can get away with it)
Sam Levine
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