I think I must be doing something wrong.
In spite of what our colonial masters told us today's Scottish Bank Holiday is for, it's 7:45 am and I'm stone cold sober.
No doubt I'm so stupid and in need of benevolent governance I can't even get a proper hangover.
Stevan
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2026-06-15 06:49:22 UTC
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