:niggablingcat: Mister Łister :blingcat: on Nostr: Tomorrow I'm going to break into Johnathon Darksouls' apartment when he's at work and ...
Tomorrow I'm going to break into Johnathon Darksouls' apartment when he's at work and just place cans of soup everywhere, one in a sock drawer and in a sock itself even, one in the toilet bowl, I'm going to steal his shampoo and replace it with a can of soup, one in his drawer of miscellaneous things, one on top of his computer, under his couch fuck it I'll throw a few in his freezer for good measure
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