Chris Trottier on Nostr: Now *this* is the most awful thing ever made. I hesitate to even call it coffee. ...
Now *this* is the most awful thing ever made.
I hesitate to even call it coffee. Worse than useless. Not even good as a caffeine delivery system.
The only reason to buy this is to gift this to neighbours you dislike. It's the perfect passive-aggressive gesture of hatred.
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2026-05-09 20:39:05 UTCEvent JSON
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