Mr. Big John :vepi: on Nostr: Film yourself with balloon-tits, and you're "into the bimbofication scene", and you ...
Film yourself with balloon-tits, and you're "into the bimbofication scene", and you end up divorced and transvestite-bimbo-shamed.
Film yourself arguing with a foul-mouthed puppet, and you're a "podcaster", and you receive worldwide acclaim!
That's the secret to a happy marriage, you goofy redneck fetishists!
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