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ArmchairEconomist đŸŽ„â˜ƒïž on Nostr: Dear Mr. Mole, 1. At first I feared you. I thought you were a rat or a mouse & I ...

Dear Mr. Mole,

1. At first I feared you. I thought you were a rat or a mouse & I didn't want you to get into my house.

2. Then I hated you as you destroyed my front yard. And you destroyed just my lawn & not my neighbors. You made it very personal.

3. Then I got used to you. I thought you where kind of cute too.

4. Now I love you. You got spunk. My wife fills in holes with dirt & you immediately confront her & ask her what she thinks she is doing.