Marcel on Nostr: Friends, I bought a scanner! Look at how scanned this is. Scanning is like laminating ...
Friends, I bought a scanner! Look at how scanned this is. Scanning is like laminating but more digital.
I'm a scanner now. Please send me a bitcoin or I encrypt your hard drive with a blockchain.
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