Rebecca Watson on Nostr: I considered charging my neighbors a fee for tomatoes this year to make more money ...
I considered charging my neighbors a fee for tomatoes this year to make more money but then I realized that they could respond by charging me a fee for their eggs, plums, and lemons. This is because I paid attention in 5th grade social studies, and also I’m not a blithering dumbfuck.
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