None Hitwonder on Nostr: The only way to unload all these broken clocks would be to maybe admit they're broken ...

The only way to unload all these broken clocks would be to maybe admit they're broken and unload them somewhere for cheap, or I guess we could borrow billions of dollars to create an artificial demand for broken clocks and force businesses to replace all their clocks with our shitty broken clocks, and to pressure them to make their employees get rid of their clocks and replace them with our "improved" clocks, and make it seem like these new clocks are not only better, but are the inevitable future of timekeeping, and then people will be scared not to add these clocks to their homes at the risk of falling behind, and then eventually nobody has to know our clocks are actual garbage and don't tell correct time or even have working parts inside them sometimes, because by then nobody will know what the correct time is anymore, anyway, and really what even is time? Buy our fucking alarm clock.