i think i may have successfully engineered the worst possible tech headline that will still get a net positive number of upvotes on /r/programming
Generics Considered Harmful: How Using ChatGPT to Rewrite All Four Thousand of our Blockchain-Based Open World Survival Game's Microservices From C++ into JavaScript Improved Performance by Three Million Percent and Saved us Thousands of Dollars in Hourly AWS Bills; And How we Subsequently Took Down GitHub for Six Hours with a Four Hundred Megabyte Pull Request
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