oh, yeah.
THINGS I BLAME ON TRUMP:
Spotted lantern flies
Flatulence
Bad drivers from Pennsylvania
Kevin Hart
Easy-open packages
Uneven highway expansion joints
Green Taco Bell Sauce getting discontinued
Vance
The Turtle
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