Franklin López on Nostr: It dawned on me while building a #gobag that hot sauce is missing from pretty much ...

It dawned on me while building a #gobag that hot sauce is missing from pretty much every “how to build a go-bag” list.

Huge oversight.

Imagine your house just burned down in a wildfire. You’re stuck out in the woods. All you’ve got to eat is squirrel.

That sriracha is gonna make a fucking difference, eh?

Now, if you’re not like me and don’t want to carry a big-ass bottle of sriracha around during the apocalypse, Tabasco actually makes a decent habanero sauce. And thanks to the heroic amount of vinegar in that shit, I’m pretty sure it’ll survive longer than most governments.

Also, think about the barter economy.

#Endoftheworld. Money is worthless. Society has collapsed.

But you’ve got hot sauce.

A couple squirts could probably get you a foot massage. Maybe batteries. Maybe someone watches your stuff while you take a shit.

Think about it.

Put hot sauce in your go-bag.