“We are sorry but your civilisation has not met one of the Galactic Commons membership criteria. We will return next rotation to reassess you.”
“Oh, Darn. Was it the wars? We could stop—well, try to.”
“Alas it is more serious; the single planetary paper size requirement. We admire your A series; perhaps if you focused your wars on the recalcitrants?”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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