Matt H SP on Nostr: That’s what I’d do if I found myself in the secret high level government group ...

That’s what I’d do if I found myself in the secret high level government group chat discussing war.

I’d wait, putting my story together quietly. Not saying anything. Not revealing I was there.

And then, moments before publishing I’d offer: “sir, I think we should implement the ligma protocol. It was designed to handle exactly this situation.”

Then someone, and I reckon there’s a 99% chance it would be JD Vance, would respond “what’s the ligma protocol?”

From there it would be a simple “LIGMA BALLS SUCKER” as I hit publish on the story and sent the press release.