pistolero on Nostr: If you eat a bowl of cereal and you set it down for a minute, then you sit on the ...
If you eat a bowl of cereal and you set it down for a minute, then you sit on the bowl, you knock the bowl over; this sucks. If you don't want to wash a bowl and you just dump a bunch of milk into the bag and then you set it down and accidentally sit on it, it explodes.
Apropos of nothing. General PSA. Also I am asking for a friend. The sun was in my eyes.
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2026-09-28 18:21:18 UTCEvent JSON
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