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> Karen told me you too were always playing mini-games in ArcaneChat instead of actually working,
what karen didn't tell you was, she was starring in my "hot secretaries in the unix lab part 2, run-level-3" send her to hr!
> how do you even have the face to complain and want severance???
because all of the useful contributions i made and all i get is nothing? you're a multi-billion dollar organization.
> you should pay our Claude subscription for a whole year to repair damages, be grateful we don't sent our lawyer agent after you
i am grateful, otherwise i'd have to re-film the "hot secretaries in the unix lab part 2, run-level-3" and re-title the whole thing including your lawyer in the mix.
so now you own me money. i'm sending an invoice.
bye felicia
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2026-03-30 20:03:49 UTC
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