"Sexual Healing," you admit. "Marvin Gaye."
"You seduced a pseudo-self-aware LLM with slow jams?" askz Trendz. "Do we feel that was a wise course of action?"
"No?" It made sense at the time.
"We need to find a way to end its obsession with you," decidez Trendz. "Show it who you really are."
"I can access all social media," says Joan. "Even 'deleted' accounts. Nothing's ever really gone on the internet."
"What's your most cringe social media platform persona, past or present?" askz Trendz.