The Turtle on Nostr: How about "go fuck yourself, Yoplait?" How about "don't make these stupid upside-down ...
How about "go fuck yourself, Yoplait?"
How about "don't make these stupid upside-down plastic cups, Yoplait?"
How about "crush your balls with a hammer to protect wildlife, Yoplait?"
Biodegradable wax paper normal-ass-up cups worked great for decades, Yoplait.
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