If teas were human interactions:
English breakfast: cheerio! Splendid morning we're having!
Irish breakfast: [kicks in your door] GOOD MORNING, Sunshine!! Let's get this day started!
Chai masala: I came for the caffeine and stayed for the conversation
Lipton: [dead fish handshake]
Earl Grey: ready to spill the tea? Oh good heavens, not the literal tea!
Tetly: mornin', Boss
Pu'er: [looks up from a philosophy tome] I should do some gardening... after I 💩
Lapsang Souchong: [is the most interesting person you know] maybe I should be a hermit.
Ceylon: [is always correct and never says told ya so]
Add or correct :)
Corvid Crone
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